
3 FREE TOE UP FOOT CRÈMES when you spend $300 or more
now through 10/15 - no code needed

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Talk to the Hand - Hand Crème - Cypress + Juniper
Regular price $9.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.50 USD -
Remaining Fucks - Hand Crème - Lavender
Regular price $9.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.50 USD -
You Are So Pretty - Hand Crème - Grapefruit
Regular price $9.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.50 USD -
Walk It Off - Foot Crème - Lavender
Regular price $10.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $10.50 USD -
Foot Fetish - Foot Crème - Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
Regular price $10.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $10.50 USD

NAPKINS THAT DO THE TALKING
Check out all the new cocktail party napkins
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Aging Expensively - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD -
Make Good Decisions (or not) - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD -
Wrong With Us, Made Us Funny - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD -
Birth Yay All Day - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD -
The Happiest Hour - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD

LET'S GET STEAMY
Try our new Island Citrus Scent - a cult favorite blend of tropical fruits, citrus & sugar
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Clocked Out - Shower Steamers - Island Citrus
Regular price $13.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$13.00 USDSale price $13.00 USD -
Glow Up - Shower Steamers - Grapefruit
Regular price $13.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$13.00 USDSale price $13.00 USD -
Adulting is Hard - Shower Steamers - Eucalyptus
Regular price $13.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$13.00 USDSale price $13.00 USD -
You Need to Calm Down - Shower Steamers - Eucalyptus
Regular price $13.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$13.00 USDSale price $13.00 USD -
Cheer Up Fucker - Shower Steamers - Pineapple Lemon
Regular price $13.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$13.00 USDSale price $13.00 USD

MILESTONE BIRTHDAY CARDS
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Happy Birthday Candles 16 - Paperclip Letterpress Card
Regular price $3.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.25 USD -
Happy Birthday Candles 21 - Paperclip Letterpress Card
Regular price $3.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.25 USD -
Happy Birthday Candles 30 - Paperclip Letterpress Card
Regular price $3.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.25 USD -
Happy Birthday Candles 40 - Paperclip Letterpress Card
Regular price $3.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.25 USD -
Happy Birthday Candles 50 - Paperclip Letterpress Card
Regular price $3.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.25 USD

END OF AN ERA.
We’re officially discontinuing all drinkware styles — mugs, rocks, and wine glasses. These best-sellers won’t be restocked, so grab what you need while inventory lasts. First come, first served!
WINE GLASSES
STOCK UP WHILE INVENTORY LASTS - NO RESTOCKS!
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Welcome to the Shitshow - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Best Seller
Self Care - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Done Parenting For Today - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
For Fuck's Sake - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD
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ROCKS GLASSES
STOCK UP WHILE INVENTORY LASTS - NO RESTOCKS!
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Best Seller
Welcome to the Shitshow - Rocks Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Best Seller
Remaining Fucks - Rocks Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Best Seller
Wifey - Rocks Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Best Seller
Everything is Fine - Rocks Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD
MUGS
STOCK UP WHILE INVENTORY LASTS - NO RESTOCKS!
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Where There's a Woman There's A Way - Gold Foil Metallic Mug
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Best Seller
Get Shit Done - Gold Foil Oversized Mug
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Manifest That Shit! - Gold Foil Metallic Mug
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
HBIC Head Bitch In Charge - Gold Foil Oversized Mug
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD

BIRTHDAY GIFTS
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Birthyay Babe - Shower Steamers - Grapefruit
Regular price $13.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$13.00 USDSale price $13.00 USD -
Birthday Babe - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $9.00 USD -
Best Seller
Make A Wish - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Regular price $7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $7.00 USD -
Cheers To You Birthday Girl - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD

STOCK UP ON HOLIDAY NOW
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Festive As F*ck - Cocktail Napkins
Regular price $3.75 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.75 USD -
Naughty List - Lined Notepad
Regular price $5.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $5.25 USD -
Merry Crisis - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Regular price $7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $7.00 USD -
Merry Crisis - Lined Notepad
Regular price $5.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $5.25 USD -
Happy Holidays From Our Home To Yours - Paperclip Letterpress Card
Regular price $3.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$0.00 USDSale price $3.25 USD