Gifts under $25 (retail)

Too Many Asses In The Kitchen - Tea Towels

Fuck All Y'All - Tea Towels

Can't This Place Fucking Clean Itself - Tea Towels

Don't Fuck It Up - Tea Towels

Fuck Around Find Out - Tea Towels

Putting the Hot in Psychotic - Safety Matches - Multi Tips

Yule Be Hot - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Red/White Tips

Love Bomb - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Red Tips

Well, Shit - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Black Tips

Hot Mama - Glass Bottle Matches - Bright + Light Pink - Gift for Mom

Mistakes Were Made - Glass Bottle Matches - Black

Feminine Rage - Glass Bottle Matches - Pink Multi

Only Getting Hotter - Glass Bottle Matches - Rainbow

What In The Fresh Fart - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Light Pink

Put It Where The Sun Don't Shine - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Black

I Have Nothing Nice to Say - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Navy

Cheer Up Fucker - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Bright Pink

Light It Up - Hanukkah - Holiday Glass Bottle Safety Matches

You're So Fucking Awesome - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

So Far, So Fucked - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Look What You Made Me Do - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Too Hot To Handle - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Oy Vey - Glass Bottle Safety Matches