Chill The Fuck Out - Pill Shape - Glass Holiday Ornament

SHIPPING 10/24 

The Chill The Fuck Out Pill Glass Ornament is the stress relief your Christmas tree didn’t know it needed. Hand-blown in bold color-blocked glass — pink, teal, and white — with gold glitter text, this festive ornament delivers an instant dose of holiday calm (no prescription required).

Why customers love it:

• A best-selling Chez Gagné phrase reimagined as holiday décor.
• Bright, funny, and a guaranteed conversation starter.
• Looks luxe and gift-ready — the perfect stocking stuffer or office gift.
• Adds humor and color to any Christmas tree or garland.

Best for:

• Holiday and home décor boutiques with a sense of humor.
• Retailers building “Self-Care for the Season” gift displays.
• Customers looking for unique, modern Christmas ornaments.

Product details:

• Glass Blown Ornament
• Shape: Pill
• Saying: “Chill The Fuck Out”
• Dimensions: 4.5” L × 1” W × 3.5” H
• Made in China

Merchandising tips:

Group with spa and relaxation-themed gifts — shower steamers, mists, hand crème — for a self-care-meets-sarcasm holiday table. Add to colorful ornament trees or shelf walls for a punch of humor in your décor section.