Chez Gagné

In Case of Clusterfuck - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Name: In Case of Clusterfuck - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: MATCH010
Price: 7.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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SKU:MATCH010

When chaos hits, strike back. Our In Case of Clusterfuck safety matches are designed for life’s messiest moments. With bold royal blue tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts functional and funny—perfect for gifting or keeping on standby.

Why customers love it:

• Relatable + witty: The perfect phrase for anyone navigating daily disasters.

• Giftable: Great add-on with candles, cocktails, or survival kits.

• Statement piece: Royal blue match tips add a striking pop of color.

• Practical sass: Brings humor to a household staple.

Best for gifting occasions:

• Housewarming or hostess gifts

• Stress relief + self-care bundles

• Funny birthday gifts

• Holiday stocking stuffers

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.

Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.

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DETAILS

Phrase: In Case of Clusterfuck
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with royal blue tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle