Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil - Cocktail Napkins

Who knew napkins could steal the show? Our Paper Cocktail Napkins are here to catch spills, wipe up messes, and add a touch of attitude to your gatherings. Each napkin features witty quips and cheeky sayings that will have your guests talking and laughing between sips.

Hosting a fancy cocktail party or just having friends over for drinks? These napkins are the perfect sidekick. Made from high-quality paper, they can handle whatever you throw at them (literally). So go ahead, spill the tea, the wine, or whatever else you’re sipping on—these napkins can take it.