Name: I Hate Everyone - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: MATCH015
Price: 7.00 USD
Availability: InStock

I Hate Everyone - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $0.00 USD

I Hate Everyone - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $0.00 USD

Not in the mood? Say it with fire. Our I Hate Everyone safety matches deliver snark with every strike. Featuring cool aqua tips in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re the perfect blend of attitude and utility.

Phrase: I Hate Everyone
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with aqua tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle

Why customers love it:
• Bold + cheeky: A phrase that resonates with anyone having one of those days.
• Gift-ready: Pair with candles or spa gifts for the friend who loves sarcasm.
• Eye-catching: Aqua match tips pop against the clear glass bottle.
• Conversation starter: Turns a basic household item into a statement piece.

Best for gifting occasions:
• Coworker gifts
• Breakup or divorce survival kits
• Everyday snark + self-care bundles
• Holiday stocking stuffers

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.