I Hate Everyone - Orchid Hardcover Journal

Prepare to be blown away by the sheer badassery of this hardcover journal. We're talking heavyweight paper that's so thick, it could double as body armor (not really, but you get the idea). Your pen will glide across the pages like a Ferrari on an open highway, leaving behind a trail of literary brilliance or horrific chicken scratch like ours.

Our journal is packed with more lined pages than you can shake a thesaurus at. Jot down your most terrifying existential thoughts, plan your world domination, next startup business or doodle your way to artistic greatness.

Write your heart out, babe!