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Chez Gagne

Life Stage: There's No Game I've Ever Wanted To Play More Than The Quiet Game - Funny Parenting Card

Life Stage: There's No Game I've Ever Wanted To Play More Than The Quiet Game - Funny Parenting Card

Regular price $3.00 USD
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SKU:1795

Our “Life Stage: There’s No Game I’ve Ever Wanted to Play More Than the Quiet Game” card is the brutally honest, laugh-through-the-exhaustion parenting truth we’re all living. Letterpress printed on a vintage press in California and paired with a bold pulsar pink envelope, this card is the perfect win for parents who just want five minutes of silence for their birthday, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day - or honestly, any random Tuesday.

Best for:
• Parents in the thick of it
• Birthdays, parenting humor, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day
• Pairing with self-care items, candles, or anything that promises peace and quiet

Selling Tip:
This card resonates instantly with anyone who has ever begged for silence. Great as a grab-and-go add-on with spa gifts, shower steamers, journals, or wine-related anything.

Merchandising Tip:
Display in Chez Gagné acrylic fixtures—the counter rack, 16-pocket spinner, or 48-pocket spinner - to spotlight parenting humor as a top-seller category.
Pairs well with self-care products, notepads, and shower steamers for a “tired parent survival kit.”

DETAILS

Details:
• Letterpress printed on tree-free paper
• Black ink with pulsar pink envelope
• Size: 5.5” x 4.25”
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve
• Made in California

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