Plotting Your Death or Thinking Birthday Wishes. You'll Never Know - Cat Paper Clip Letterpress Card

Our “Plotting Your Death or Thinking Birthday Wishes (You’ll Never Know)” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paired with a bold orange envelope, this darkly funny birthday card includes a reusable gold cat paper clip—perfect for holding cash, a gift card, or saving as a keepsake.

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The cat-shaped paper clip doubles as a gift card or cash holder inside the card and can be reused as a paperclip or bookmark.

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Perfect for birthday and humor-focused displays. Pair with other paper clip cards for added impact—acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for highlighting paper clip cards as a customer favorite.