Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit. - Letterpress Card

Our “Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring crisp black ink on bright white paper and paired with a bold rocket red envelope, this cheeky retirement card is the perfect send-off into their next chapter.

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A hilarious retirement card that perfectly balances sass and celebration—ideal for coworkers or friends who appreciate a good laugh.

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Pairs well with milestone and congratulations cards. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing customer-favorite cards.