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You're So Fucking Awesome - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

You're So Fucking Awesome - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Regular price $7.00 USD
Regular price $7.00 USD Sale price $7.00 USD
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Sometimes people just need to hear it — and what better way than with a bottle of matches that literally says it out loud? You’re So Fucking Awesome is equal parts compliment and conversation starter, with pink-and-yellow tipped matches housed in a luxe glass bottle topped with a gold lid. Perfect for pairing with candles, gifting to friends, or keeping on your coffee table as a daily reminder that, yeah, you’re awesome.

Why customers love it:
• Instant mood boost: A cheeky, uplifting gift that people can’t resist.
• Playful design: Pink + yellow match tips add a burst of color and fun.
• Easy gifting: Under-$20, ready-to-go gift for birthdays, thank-yous, or “just because.”
• Form + function: Looks good on display and works perfectly when it’s time to strike.

Best for gifting occasions:
• Birthday pick-me-ups
• Thank-you + appreciation gifts
• Celebrating wins + milestones
• Stocking stuffers, bachelorettes, or “just because” surprises

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.

 

DETAILS

Phrase: You're So Fucking Awesome
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with pink + yellow tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle

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