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What Shall I Fuck With Today - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

What Shall I Fuck With Today - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Regular price $7.00 USD
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SKU:MATCH005

For the person who wakes up and chooses chaos (the fun kind). Our What Shall I Fuck With Today? safety matches bring a punch of hot pink attitude to any space. Whether they’re lighting a candle, setting a vibe, or sparking mischief, these matches deliver equal parts sass and style. Packaged in a chic glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re the perfect daily reminder to stir things up—responsibly.

Why customers love it:
• Bold AF: Bright, hot pink match tips that stop people in their tracks.
• Cheeky gifting: A guaranteed laugh for birthdays, breakups, new jobs—or any moment that needs a wink.
• Display-worthy: Decorative glass bottle = instant counter candy.
• Instant add-on: Perfect pairing with candles, self-care kits, or humor-driven gift bundles.

Best for gifting + merchandising:
• Friendship + “thinking of you” gifts
• Birthdays + celebration gifting
• Breakup boxes + sassy encouragement gifts
• Gift shops, lifestyle boutiques, and humor-forward spaces

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.

DETAILS

Phrase: What Shall I Fuck With Today

Glass Bottle with gold lid

40qty Safety Matches

Bright Pink Tipped

Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light

1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle

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