You're a Quitter! Happy Retirement- Letterpress Card

Celebrate the big send-off with our “Congrats! You’re a Quitter. Happy Retirement” card — the perfect mix of sass and celebration for coworkers, friends, or family who are finally done with the 9-to-5 grind. This witty card adds humor to a milestone moment, making it ideal for retirement parties or a thoughtful (but cheeky) send-off gift.

Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California, this card shines with gold foil on bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Paired with a sleek silver envelope, it’s a bold and stylish way to say goodbye to office life and hello to endless free time.

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Perfect for humor and occasion-based displays. Highlight alongside workplace, retirement, and everyday humor cards in Chez Gagné’s acrylic countertop racks, 16-pocket spinners, or 48-pocket floor fixtures to maximize visibility and sales.