Name: So Far, So Fucked - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: MATCH043
Price: 7.00 USD
Availability: InStock

So Far, So Fucked - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $7.00 USD

So Far, So Fucked - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $7.00 USD

When life feels like a dumpster fire, you might as well have the matches to prove it. So Far So Fucked is the darkly funny little bottle that says what we’re all thinking. With sleek black-tipped matches inside a luxe glass vessel topped with a gold lid, it’s equal parts stylish and brutally honest. Perfect for anyone who handles chaos with a sense of humor.

Phrase: So Far, So Fucked
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle

Why customers love it:
• Cheeky + relatable: The name alone makes people laugh and grab it off the shelf.
• Giftable humor: A go-to under-$20 item for birthdays, breakups, or bad days.
• Modern décor: The minimalist black tips + gold lid look chic on any coffee table or bar cart.
• Practical + playful: Strike, spark, and let the snark light up.

Best for gifting occasions:
• Breakup survival kits
• Dark humor holiday or birthday gifts
• Roommate + coworker laughs
• Just-because “life is messy” surprises

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.