So Far, So Fucked - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

When life feels like a dumpster fire, you might as well have the matches to prove it. So Far So Fucked is the darkly funny little bottle that says what we’re all thinking. With sleek black-tipped matches inside a luxe glass vessel topped with a gold lid, it’s equal parts stylish and brutally honest. Perfect for anyone who handles chaos with a sense of humor.

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Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.

Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.