Chez Gagné

In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Name: In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: MATCH003
Price: 7.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Life’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).

Why customers love it:

• Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking.

• Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.

• Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.

• Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.

Best for gifting occasions:

• Housewarmings + hostess gifts

• Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love)

• Holiday stocking stuffers

• Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.

Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.

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DETAILS

Phrase: In Case Of Shitshow
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle