Name: In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: MATCH003
Price: 7.00 USD
Availability: InStock

In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $0.00 USD

In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $0.00 USD

Life’s a shitshow - might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).

Phrase: In Case Of Shitshow
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle

Why customers love it:
• Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking.
• Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.
• Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.
• Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.

Best for gifting occasions:
• Housewarmings + hostess gifts
• Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love)
• Holiday stocking stuffers
• Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.