Name: Merry What The Fuck-Mas - Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: MATCH022
Price: 7.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Merry What The Fuck-Mas - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $0.00 USD

Merry What The Fuck-Mas - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

$7.00 USD

$7.00 USD $0.00 USD

Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like trying to hold it together through family drama, endless shopping lists, and burnt cookies. Our Merry What The Fuck-Mas matches deliver a bold red pop of festive flair with just the right amount of sass. Perfect for pairing with candles, cocktails, or anything else that gets you through December.

Phrase: Merry What The Fuck-Mas
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with red tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle

Why customers love it:
• Holiday humor: A cheeky, relatable twist on the season.
• Festive design: Red-tipped matches add a bright, merry accent.
• Perfect add-on: A standout under-$20 stocking stuffer or hostess gift.
• Reusable bottle: Sleek glass vessel doubles as décor long after the matches are gone.

Best for gifting occasions:
• Holiday parties + hostess gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• White elephant + Secret Santa exchanges
• Seasonal merchandising in gift shops + boutiques

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.